Living life after Afghan.
Posted by Gordon Woolley placed in on the net
A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.This is what Organized Religion will get you. God can't help you if you are fucking retarded.
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dude, I knew you were cracked the minute I saw you cutting off the heads of your sisters barbie dolls when you were only about 6 yrs old,...you were chopping them off with a hatchet,...I stood by and keep an eye on you to make sure you didn't hurt yourself...you were smiling and enjoying yourself so much I didn't have the heart to correct you...besides, maybe you needed to do that...anyways,...all I want to know is if you have a punching bag or something to help you work off your stress...you know me, I beat the hell out my drums on a daily basis, it's cathartic...and I hear all the time that working out is the best way to keep those endorphins pumping and they are way cooler than an adrenalin rush...you already know that anger is fear inside out...and you know what resentment is???, it's like lighting yourself on fire and hoping the other guy dies of smoking inhalation...so don't do it too much....you'll have a heart attack someday and then where will your children be??....and.....one more thing....you know I'm not leaving without giving you some fatherly(or brotherly)nurturing while I have your attention...and it's this...pick up a Bible...it is God's word to you, just for you...and read 1 Corintians Chap 13...just do it....also...love your enemies...a perfect faith will lift us absolutely above fear...and...Thank God you don't have to change them all, there are too many of them, you only need to change yourself, and that you can do...one last thing, it's a joke, ok?...a guy walks into his meeting early all flustured and spitting and says to no one in particular, "lawyers are such assholes!!!, the guy making coffee looks over at him and says, "hey, I resent that remark"...the guy angrily looks over at him and says "Why, are you a lawyer??" the other guys says no, I'm an asshole"
HAPPY BELATED FATHERS DAY GORDON
Lovey Dovey, ed (you can call me Lambo) :oÞ