Damn I can not wait.... This one is going to be nuts.
This just makes me want to watch it more.

We decided today to take a trip to Daytona Beach to see the repercussions of the hurricanes The last time Christy (Nigel) was there was a few months before they all hit. We then ventured to the Kennedy Space Center and drove all over Cape Canaveral and Cocoa. Our last stop was for dinner at Outback. After 45 minutes wait, tons of pictures, Bloomin Onion, and a Thunder from Down Under I was ready to sleep. I will upload pictures soon.

Now I am not one for Spanish music especialy Spanish Rap. Maybe that is due to Rico Suave???
However..... This is very addictive.
It had me singing:

A ella le gusta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina!!)
Como le encanta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina!!)

I am so glad that a thought is a thought.
Sometimes, well most of the time I am very twisted and have a very vivid and perplexing imagination.
It shines very bright today due to the fact that nothing is going right..... I hate days like today.
I am trying my best to hold it in. I don't want to be evil or politically incorrect to my coworkers
I don't know why I can have a job coming up with punishments for crimes (Lord knows we need some good ones), or ways to break and blow stuff up.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m. a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution, even when totally smashed, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3-times, then said, "Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared ! it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

This is one, if not the best site I have ever seen. And the music isn't half bad either.
actually I really like the music....

For most that do not know, we are moving to Atlanta. It is a very hush-hush thing at work which really sucks cuz everyone knows that I am buying a house. What they dont know is it is not in Orlando. We are taking some trips up there and are looking at houses (I will be posting some soon). We are looking at the Woodstock area, so we will be close enough to enjoy the city but far enough away to not get crazy.

I am starting to come to the realization that I may become a redneck hick. Which does not seem too bad as long as I can be like Larry the Cable Guy. He is my Redneck Hero.

ORLANDO,FL.-Feb 17 thru 19, Once again he has done it,10 of the best New York City artist to hit Orlando in years. Chain 3,Disco 3yb,If one,Jack 1,Lady K Fever,Oui,Ree2,Riff 170,Stem,Meres,Ncone, and The Wallnut Roit.

Also there will be home grown artist Rodney Mayhue, Berto,Dee Dee and the Artist and last but not forgotten The Kid 17. Art is there life. The walls of the world are their original canvases. And now they will be here for three days of creativity.

It was a great time and Kyle had his first taggin' experience. Check out my flickr for some of the pieces.

I just received a Porn/Spam Email, nothing new.
But at the bottom of the email they got philosophical.

Now we have educational and spiritual spam....

He will be loved when dead, who was envied when he was living.
Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live:
I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning to sail my ship.

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind as adopted it.

Few people rise to our esteem upon closer scrutiny.
Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it for error is always talkative. To give up pretensions is as blessed a relief as to get them ratified.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
Luck is being in the right place at the right time, but location and timing are to some extent under our control.
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
May your joys be as deep as the ocean, your sorrows as light as its foam.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Egotism is usually subversive of sagacity.

A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell!
You must be in fashion is the utterance of weak headed mortals.

One of the wildest things that I have tasted.

Experience the wonderful new flavor of Grāpple™ brand apples. Imagine the sweet distinctive flavor of Concord grapes combined with the crispness of a fresh, juicy Washington Extra Fancy apple.

Who thinks of this shit?

fuckin' great

Hysterical..... For the First time IE is not the target.

Bill better Savor the Flavor cuz it won't last for long

All I have to say is THANK GOD this guy does not have the ability to just pass his own budget....

THANK GOD FOR CONGRESS !!!!
I still stand by the fact that I voted for the other guy.

Referring to him as "Mr. Eminem," Jackson decried the rapper's mocking of him in the video for "Just Lose It," in which Eminem impersonates the pop star cavorting with children, having his nose fall off and raps about Jackson inviting children to sit on his lap. "I've been an artist most of my life and I've never attacked a fellow artist," Jackson said. "Great artists don't do that. You don't have to do that."

Mr. Em, Ummm sir, Please stop making fun of me.

I don't know how we lived without Searching Video's on Google.
I can waste an entire day coming up with stupid phrases.

IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.. .you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers

Have a Great Day at WORK !!

Where is your blue finger?

Iraq has no choice but to succeed when we come together and support them like this....

By 2042, when workers in their mid-20s begin to retire, the system will be bankrupt - unless we act now to save it.

All I have to say is One way or another I better get my money.

Why can't people just suck it up and say that they where wrong??????
It drives me nuts that you can give the person indisputable proof that they where wrong and the most you get is... Maybe it is something you changed before?
Are you that stupid? I just gave you proof it was you...
This is why I can't stand people, well most people.
It just goes to show you the mentality of people.
It is not my fault and I am too smart to make a mistake.

I wish you could Shock people through email!!!!!

Dawn starting doing some work with me and today I get this IM ......

[02.01.2005 - 15:09] dwoolley1017: i have a new found respect for you. because you can bust your ass at work when you don't feel good. i feel like mush and don't want to do anything. thanks for all you do. love ya.

It is soooo nice when they see some of what you do and know you don't just f off all day.